Month: March 2015

Winner’s Checklist

Wake up Oil pull and brush teeth Drink a glass of room temp water Have morning sex Drink water Drink herbal Chinese tea from acupuncturist Yoga Green smoothie and supplements Write morning pages while drinking water Smile at hanging poster of kittens in a teacup Bang out two posts that will undoubtedly go viral Have homemade lunch while editing and planning out the calendar Chat on speaker phone with a friend for 20 minutes while doing lunges (burpees optional) Drink more water Style and shoot indoor photos Lay out plan for tomorrow’s post Reply to email and leave insightful comments on followed blogs Schedule playdates with friends for the upcoming week Eat an apple, drink water Hit the pavement for errands and the mid afternoon walk Smile at senior citizens waiting for the bus Buy fresh produce Have a banana at 5 o’clock Write down ideas from afternoon walk while sipping on green juice Make dinner Facetime with mother Shower, brush, floss Have evening sex Go to bed knowing tomorrow I am going to wake …