Wake up
Oil pull and brush teeth
Drink a glass of room temp water
Have morning sex
Drink water
Drink herbal Chinese tea from acupuncturist
Yoga
Green smoothie and supplements
Write morning pages while drinking water
Smile at hanging poster of kittens in a teacup
Bang out two posts that will undoubtedly go viral
Have homemade lunch while editing and planning out the calendar
Chat on speaker phone with a friend for 20 minutes while doing lunges (burpees optional)
Drink more water
Style and shoot indoor photos
Lay out plan for tomorrow’s post
Reply to email and leave insightful comments on followed blogs
Schedule playdates with friends for the upcoming week
Eat an apple, drink water
Hit the pavement for errands and the mid afternoon walk
Smile at senior citizens waiting for the bus
Buy fresh produce
Have a banana at 5 o’clock
Write down ideas from afternoon walk while sipping on green juice
Make dinner
Facetime with mother
Shower, brush, floss
Have evening sex
Go to bed knowing tomorrow I am going to wake up a winner… yet again.
Side note: It is 1:11pm and so far I have only managed to wake up, brush, and drink two glasses of water. At least I am banging out one post, even if it doesn’t go viral. Somehow I am hoping there is still time for me to be (in my own mind) a version of my daily self that is a winner.